December 2012
3 posts
Note to all:
This blog runs mostly on submissions of ideas…
therefore, without ideas, you’re leaving the fate of this blog solely to the creativity of me: The creator.
And I can’t be funny all the time. So send it in.
When you get your final grades back
And you didnt make the deans list:
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That feeling when you're done with finals and...
You’re like:
November 2012
6 posts
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When you meet someone you met while you were drunk
You’re like:
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When the lady at the grill says she's only making...
And you’re like:
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To the crows
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When the crows are coming
Everyone is like:
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When people got to see Obama
They were like:
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When Wittenberg decides to cut programs everyone...
We’re like:
September 2012
11 posts
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When Freshmen get really drunk off of one beer
You’re like:
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When there are shifters in the CDR
You’re like:
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When the person you're recruiting goes for another...
You’re like:
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When people are still talking about something...
You’re like:
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When your song plays at a party
You’re like:
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All the horny freshmen grinding on each other
You’re like:
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The first weekend back at the Bar:
Everyone is there like:
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When the freshmen think they're drunk
But they’re really not:
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When drinking good punch
You’re like:
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Drunk Eating
It goes down like this:
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How girls get into the bar for free
They’re like:
August 2012
3 posts
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When your prof. assigns tons of homework the first...
You’re like:
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When you see the new soda machines in the CDR
You’re standing there like:
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When Witt changes all the Wifi and Wittlink over...
You sit at your computer like:
July 2012
57 posts
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When an RA knocks on your door but doesn't find...
You’re like:
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Drinking a liquid Satan
You’re like:
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When you have an 8am class
Everyone is like:
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When you don't have class the next morning and...
Eventually you’re like:
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When your song comes on at a party, and you're...
You’re like:
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Trying to sneak into your room at 4am without...
You’re like:
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When you slap the bag for too long
You’re like:
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When people go take pictures with Wally Witt
And you know someone who has peed on him.
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When you have to work Escort late on the weekends
You’re like:
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When you have a 3 hour class
You’re like:
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When you're a music major
You’re like:
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How you act to that one person who can't hold...
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When you go to McMurray's on a random weeknight
You’re like:
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After 4 shots of 151
You’re like:
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When you eat a big meal in the CDR and have to...
You’re like:
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When there is no frozen yogurt place around Witt
I’m like:
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How the Pocket Lint people act about the now...
They’re like:
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When the computers in Hollenbeck type in Chinese
You’re like:
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When freshmen try to dougie
They’re like:
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When people ask why you don't drink the punch at...
You’re like:
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When someone tries to take your drink
You’re like:
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When some girl is hitting on the guy you've been...
You’re like:
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The first weekend back at Witt is going to be...
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Everyone knows that Fraternity groupie
Who is always like:
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After drinking an entire Mad Dog
You’re like:
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When you know you're drinking too much, but you...
You’re like:
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When chapter is entirely too long, and could have...
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